when you stub your toe - blame God
when you lose your job - blame God
when your girlfriend breaks up with you - blame God
when you're all alone - blame God
when your best friend gets raped - blame God
when your grandma dies - blame God
when millions are starving - blame God
when it rains on the day you were planning on camping - blame God
when your sports team loses - blame God
when countless contract aids - blame God
when the parking lot is full - blame God
when you hate yourself - blame God
when you fail that test - blame God
when you're hungover - blame God
when there's war - blame God
...but...
when you don't stub your toe - praise yourself
when you get a job - praise yourself
when you get a girlfriend - praise yourself
when you're surrounded by friends - praise yourself
when you're best friend does not get raped - praise yourself
when you're grandma's alive - praise yourself
when millions have food - praise yourself
when it's sunny on the day you were planning on camping - praise yourself
when your sports team wins - praise yourself
when countless have not contracted aids - praise yourself
when the parking lot is empty - praise yourself
when you're content with yourself - praise yourself
when you pass that test - praise yourself
when you're sober - praise yourself
when there's peace - praise yourself